Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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