I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
