So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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