erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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