I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
