look no pants
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I don't deserve a penis
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
we're so committed to being not committed
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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