Your tits are I can't wait for
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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