Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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