i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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