we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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