You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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