idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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