She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I need to sanitize my soul.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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