please come you make the beer taste better
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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