i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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