question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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