Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I need water and some morals
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