My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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