and my herpes radar will keep us safe
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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