I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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