That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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