I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize