I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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