On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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