So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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