if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
