A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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