I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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