You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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