"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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