even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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