I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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