4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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