honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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