I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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