Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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