Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
