Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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