Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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