That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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