Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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