Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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