Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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