You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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