Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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