That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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