Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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