Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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