don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
