if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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