I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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