It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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