How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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