Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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