Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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