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is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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