the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm always down for nudity.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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