roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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