Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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