My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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